

He goes on a rampage across New Exton and the Central District firing rockets, stealing a car from Toadsworth, and even stealing from the banks, ending up in a police chase. Accidentally impales himself on Mace Windu's lightsaber, who was trying to arrest him after Wario accidentally kills Yoda.Įventually, Wario realizes that as he was stuck in a loop, he cannot die, and decides to take advantage of it.Ran over by Mario driving a taxi with Luigi after wondering why he heard the Coconut Mall theme while he was reading a Playboy magazine.Accidentally flushed himself, quite literally, out a plane's toilet, and presumably falls into the ocean and drowned.Tried to steal the content inside Peach's Castle, but accidentally falls down a staircase, dying.Sucked into a tornado while driving on a bridge.Choked himself to death while trying to eat a whole pizza in one sitting.Killed by his laptop crushing his foot while attending class.Decimated by a nuclear blast while eating a pot of curry at an Atomic Bomb Testing Site in Francisco Fajardo.Much to his chagrin, all of his attempts failed miserably as he dies in the following: Tired of this cycle, Wario decides to try his best to have a normal life, not caring if he keeps dying believing it will eventually the time loop will subside. The creature stuck inside the Wario Bros.' toilet is revealed to be a Xenomorph, which devours Wario upon exiting said toilet. Waking up a third time, Wario decides to stay in bed to avoid the many deaths his dream gave him. This time, he avoids both previous deaths but ends up dying from a Bob-omb that explodes right in front of him. He realizes that he's trapped in an endless cycle of life and death, and takes extra precautions to prevent himself from dying.


Annoyed, Wario leaves Waluigi and goes about his day. Wario, however, interrupts Waluigi and asks him if he's ever died and lived the same day over and over, much to Waluigi's confusion. Like before, Waluigi runs up to Wario, telling him that the toilet's clogged and he needs his help. Wario wakes up yet again, thinking it was another dream, but he sees that the day has repeated itself a second time. However, because the Goomba had no hands at the start, the Koopa Troopa drops the piano onto the unsuspecting Wario, crushing him to death. However, he ends up walking under a piano a Koopa Troopa and a Goomba were trying to pull up. Utterly confused, Wario goes on his way, this time avoiding the truck by walking. However, he sees that the day he "dreamed" about has repeated itself, again watching Duck Hunt dog bark at Boopkins, Old Man Walker being carried away by Pierce, and Waluigi asking for Wario's help unclogging the toilet. Suddenly, he wakes up in bed, thinking it was just a dream.

As if by karma however, Wario ends up being hit by a truck as he's driving along. Wario refuses and slowly walks away, while an unknown creature grabs Waluigi with a tentacle and strangles him. Just then, Waluigi calls out for Wario's help to remove something from their toilet. He then witnesses Old Man Walker being lifted away by Pierce, to which he also laughs. Annoyed, Wario throws his alarm clock at Boopkins, knocking him out of the tree and letting Duck Hunt dog attack Boopkins, to which Wario laughs. Residence (which consists of just a bed, a toilet, and some mere necessities near a roadside dumpster in New Exton), Wario wakes up to start his day, and is greeted by the sight of Fishy Boopkins stuck in a tree, calling for help, with Duck Hunt dog barking up at him. Wario before being run over by Mario's taxi.Īt the Wario Bros.
